keep yr chin up

a ship in harbour is safe
but that's not what ships are built for

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The short answer to that is No. The long answer is Fuck no.

Stephen Fry

running out of zoloft needta get a JOB so i can pay for more of those

It did no good to cry, she had learned that early on. She had also learned that every time she tried to make someone aware of something in her life, the situation just got worse. Consequently it was up to her to solve her problems by herself, using whatever methods she deemed necessary.

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  • Drake: You... you don't hate me?
  • Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
  • Drake: But... I hate myself.
  • Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
  • Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
  • Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
  • Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
  • Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
  • Rihanna: Congratulations!
  • Beyoncé: Congratulations!
  • Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
  • Jay Z: Congratulations!
  • A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
  • Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
  • Kanye West: Congratulations!
  • DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
  • Birdman: Congratulations!
  • Nebby: Congratulations!
  • Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
  • Drake: Thank you!


the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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A tiny garden tomato

A tiny garden tomato

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That’s why they put the I in FBI.

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Eeuaagahgdgh!!! Freaky Easter Bunny

Eeuaagahgdgh!!! Freaky Easter Bunny

1 out of 812 applicants tested positive for drugs.

Tennessee’s plan to prove everyone on welfare is addicted to drugs just blew up in their face  (via micdotcom)

"Tennessee is not alone in its failed policy. In Utah, just 12 of 4,730 (0.25%) welfare applicants tested positive for drugs over the course of a year, and the state spent about $30,000 on testing. In Florida, just 2.6% of applicants tested positive, and the program cost more money that it saved."

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“RED HOT Marc Goldfinger
Henry Hatherley Jake Barratt Vernon Francois Jake Hold Jonny Burt Tom Macnally Conor McLaughlin Oliver John Dale


RED HOTproject by Thomas Knights

Showcasing a positive outlook on the red-haired male, and aiming to re-brand the ginger male stereotype along the way.

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He has a butt but no anus, look

Adam, about his teddy polar bear, Snuffles



When I was a child my mother said to me, ‘If you become a soldier, you’ll be a general. If you become a monk, you’ll be the pope.’ Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

Pablo Picasso (via observando)

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