retail therapy

things i bought today to try and keep my depression at bay

  • two pairs pants (one has pleats on it for andro days)
  • a shirt that says C on it
  • a short that says IM NOT SORRY
  • another shirt that’s less exciting
  • new headphones
  • three cds
  • lots of new undies
  • toiletries (shampoo/cond, soap, toothpaste, eye make up remover, razor, tampons)
  • car cell phone charger
  • a coffee

so decent haul, at least i have a new outfit to look forward to tomorrow


clementinevonradics:

Please Know: 

Whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun

Or the nights you collapse into my lap, curling your body
into a thousand broken questions

You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I will love you when you are a still day.

I will love you when you are a hurricane.

my lil brudder reblorged a poen :3

(via bunchofflowers)


philosophicallust:

lotsalipstick:

BOOM roasted 

People just walk into it. Seriously.

(via thatwasnt-veryclever)


(via bloodcookie)


angel-cake:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.


Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?
And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything
2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her
3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

Women have unique speech patterns, and NPR even did a show about the unique patterns of just teenage girls that we create to add more depth to the English language where it is lacking in vocabulary. And our culture say those girls are stupid and uncultured. So like, omg, you can go fuck yourself, patriarchy.

angel-cake:

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

Women have unique speech patterns, and NPR even did a show about the unique patterns of just teenage girls that we create to add more depth to the English language where it is lacking in vocabulary. And our culture say those girls are stupid and uncultured. So like, omg, you can go fuck yourself, patriarchy.

(via ihaveabsolutelynoidea)


ok but i always feel better after talking with jonathan

because of his pigeon english

which im sure is exactly what he thinks of my pigeon german so it all balances out


i guess what im trying to say is i just want june to be over and july to be over

august will be better because i will be doing theatre the whole time which is actually something i like doing

as opposed to what i’m doing now (promo work + special ed assistant, or  as i like to call it ‘faking it’)


also i just feel awful generally and im pretty sure my period is coming soon so

mostly i just want to stay in bed all day and do nothing


this one only two people will understand

ok we give free stuff away at my second job to people who come to our tent

apparently after we run out of our current stock of freebies we’re not ordering anymore

so i guess we will have um shopping cart tokens and recycling bags to hand out

which is fine i guess except the whole point of our tent is that we have these games which are mainly aimed at children

most of the people who visit us are kids

so wtf are we supposed to hand out to kids


gonna complain about my job ok here goes

  • today was my first day off since May
  • i mention this in my team meeting on wednesday
  • my boss says “oh ok no problem i can give you one weekend day off if you like”
  • i was like yup yes please
  • new schedule
  • i work 7 days next week
  • o
  • ok


facebook pls 

facebook pls 


isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(via manhating-babyeater)


As a society, we are fascinated by fictional psychopaths. Humankind has an ‘ongoing… fascination with tales of gruesome murders and evil villain. Popular culture abounds with depictions of the mad and the bad; and aberrant psychology has proved a fertile source of such material to the novelist and the reader alike. Perhaps no single disorder holds as much morbid cultural appeal as psychopathy.

There is no question… that readers feel empathy with and sympathy for fictional characters and other aspects of fictional worlds’, yet it is difficult to see how one can empathise and identify with a character who is himself incapable of empathy. If empathy and identification are both the goal and the reward of reading literature, then we are left with a striking ambivalence which needs to be explored. 

they’re all white

coincidence??????????????????????????????????????

nope

 white murderers are ‘complicated’ and we constantly excuse their violence

if you think it’s the same for POC you haven’t been paying attention

(via velificantes)



Alex & Miles at Dingwalls, London - 7 June 2013

wait is there a cool place called dingwalls in london where you can smoke in stripey pants with lager????
COOOOOOOL

Alex & Miles at Dingwalls, London - 7 June 2013

wait is there a cool place called dingwalls in london where you can smoke in stripey pants with lager????

COOOOOOOL

(via bloodcookie)


A Little Party Never Killed Nobody (All We Got)
Fergie feat Q-Tip & GoonRock